" mickey mouse "

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

1: Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.

  * e.g.,  ... EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers! 

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

1: Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.

  * e.g.,  ... Who's in charge of this mickey mouse operation, anyway? 

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

1: is super gay

  * e.g.,  ... mickey mouse is gay 

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

1: when a guys "tit dirt" stains his shirt

  * e.g.,  ... "is that a mickey mouse t-shirt?" 

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

2: (tourettes guy)

  * e.g.,  ... "what the fuck are you talking about?" 

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

1: to pull someones ears and then slap them immediately upon letting go

  * e.g.,  ... jake: dude, you're ears look swollen as fuck, what happened? todd: that asshole at the candy store mickey mouse'd me for my gummi bears 

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

1: the method of fixing a broken cigarette by inserting the broken piece back into the filter side of the cigarette.

  * e.g.,  ... this cig is broke, so you'll have to mickey mouse it. 

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

1: A horny mouse that malest childen when their parent's look away.

  * e.g.,  ... Watch out for mickey mouse. 

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

1: the most successful pedophile in existence.

  * e.g.,  ... have you seen little john 

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

2: pretens to be cute while being disseases to childeren.

  * e.g.,  ... no i heard he wen't to mickey mouse 

 [ "mickey mouse" ]

1: A series of alcoholic beverages consisting of 7 beers, 3 smirnoffs, 1 shot of vodka, proceeded by a whole can of smokeless tobacco.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, last weekend, Mossy got fucked on a mickey mouse. 

 [ "Mickey mouse" ]

1: A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my god, it's Mickey mouse 🐭